MAMATA GASGURD!

KAL NAG (MALE) 

SURYA KANTA SINGHA CHOUD.

KAL NAG (FEMALE)

GOURI SANK SINGHA CHOUD.

W.S. RAJPAL

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE RAJPAL!

MAMATA GASGURD!

An Ayurvedic Proprietary Medicine 

Look at the spelling! GASGURD?!!! IS THAT HOW GURD IS SPELLED? DON'T YA KNOW THAT GURD IS SPELLED GUARD? YEP, BUT WHAT ABOUT BIGG BOSS? BIGG? BIGG? TO MAKE BIG SOUND BIGG BIGGER BIGGEST?

MORE TO COME:

Mktd by :

MAMATA AYURVEDIC !!!

NO WONDER MA KALI MAMATA IS SO FULL OF GASS. CHAMBER NAZI HOLOCAUST JAI MA KALI TERA MOOH KALA!  TA TA BYE BYE

What is Mktd? What is LLC? INC. INK? AKA ALSO KNOWN AS CALLED AS O MY GOSH!

ARROGANCE UNLIMITED:

Z: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BEGGARS IN INDIA?

G: ... AN INDIAN STUDENT QUOTED LIFE MAGAZINE SAYING HOW ILL TREATED NEGROES WERE IN AMERICA. THE PROFESSOR [A WHITE AMERICAN PROFESSOR] GAVE A NICE REPLY. HE SAID: "NEGROES IN AMERICA ARE FAR MORE COMFORTABLE THAN BEGGARS IN INDIA." 

Z: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "COMFORT"?

G: THEY HAVE FOOD AND HOUSING.

Z: NO. [CONFESSION.]

G: NO? [SURPRISE.]

Z: NO. [REPETITION FOR EMPHASIS.]

G: TOO BAD. [LACONIC BOMB BLAST]

Deathly silence of tomb. Mumtaz Shah Jahan

FIERCE ENCOUNTER

Z: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE BANGLADESH WAR? [MASS MURDER, BRUTAL GEN OCIDE OF HINDUS AND MUSLJMS] WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A PROPHECY?

G: THE ORDINARY REPORT TENDS TO BE BIASED, PREJUDICED, ONE-SIDED. I WOULDN'T LIKE TO PROOHESY ON SUCH 

MEAGER/MEAGRE [GRE, GR, GR] EVIDENCE.

Z: YOU ARE A MUSLIM?

G: I AM A HINDU!

Silenced. DEAFENING SILENCE.

EQUALLY VULGAR HIPPY Y:

Y: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF FAMILY PLANNING? [HIPPIE Z WAS REFERRING TO NOT JUST CONDOMS AND GARV NIRODHAK PILLS BUT TO SATANIC SANJAY GANDHI CARRYING OUT FORCED STERILIZATION WITH UNLIMITED ARROGANCE. ঠোঁট কাটা চেনেল অমৃতাংশু বাবুল অভিষেক বেনার্জী "মমতা"- HIPPY Y WAS A "WHITE" YOUTH ABOUT MY AGE AND WHEN I STOPPED CONVERSING WITH VULGAR HIPPIES Y AND Z IN OUR SHARED ROOM INSIDE HASTILY MADE "RAVI HOTEL" IIN BOMBAY, VJLGAR YIUTH EVEN EOT NAKED ON HIS BED - HE LOOKED LIKE CRUCIFIED PETER  WHO WAS HANGED UPSIDE DOWN ON THE CROSS FOR BEING A THIEF. AFTER RELEASE, HE CONTINUED TO SWINDLE  PEOPLE ENFLESSLY! [BLOWING HOT AND COLD.]

DYER: THE SKY'S THE LIMIT 

GENERAL DYER CARRIED OUT JALLIAN WALLA BAGH MASSACRE!

SASTHI BRATA: CONFEESSIONS OF AN INDIAN WOMAN-EATER. How insulting!